Just for Laughs: Asleep at the Wheel

Overheard in court…

Judge: In the police report, it says that you fell asleep at the wheel?

Defendant: No, I just closed my eyes to lubricate them. How would I drive if I were asleep?

Judge: Not very well, I suppose.

'We're not sure yet,but we think he may have been asleep at the wheel.'

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